How Wet is Your Fish? (2024)

It’s a serious, if Monty Python-ish question: How wet would you like your fish?

There are a zillion recipes out there for curing fish both dry (with salt and, usually, some sugar and spices) or wet (in some kind of brine). They have huge variations in the amount of time spent curing, on whether or not you should weigh down the fish, turn it, drain it, how much salt to use, and so on. But the bottom line is, how much moisture do you want in the finished product? Answer that precisely and the rest is pure mechanics.

What got me thinking about this was a hands-off, three-day gravlax recipe in a recent Bon Appetit. The pictures were great, of course, and as I read through the recipe I went through my own mental dry-cured checklist:

Grated citrus rind – Damn, I thought I was the only one that knew to do that.

High salt-to-fish ratio – OK, whatever. Extra salt doesn’t matter after a certain point.

High sugar to salt ratio, almost half and half – Maybe a little sweet.

Not a lot of black pepper – So, sweet and citrus-y rather than savory.

Wrap the fish in parchment, then plastic – Goodness. How will wet paper help?

Heavy weight for three solid days – I like it.

No draining or turning – Seriously? No draining at all?

The issue at hand is that salt, weight, time and a little air-drying will squish around 10% of the water out of a fish, which puts it in gravlax territory. But leaving the fish in salty water is, effectively, putting it in a brine. Fish lolling in brine will puff up by around 5% after just one hour. Wouldn’t salting a fish without draining it create a kind of fish-powered water pump?

Once or twice in my cured fish career, I have left salmon sitting too long in the juices that flow out after it’s salted. If you wait much longer than about 12 hours before draining, the juices start to reabsorb, and the result is pretty puckery, especially below the waterline. The salinity in the fish will redistribute in another day or two, but it will still be a very salty product – not inedible, IMHO, but nothing I’d like to serve to my cardiologist.

Where did this mysterious, no-drain recipe come from? There being nothing new under the internet sun, a quick check revealed attributions of parchment paper, heavy weight, and a no-drain approach to gravlax in the culinary work of Mario Batali, Umami Girl, and the honest-to-God CIA (Culinary Institute of America, of course). So what gives?

Maybe the parchment paper soaks up a lot of the brine and doesn’t give it back, or has some other mystic chemical properties? I also noticed that these paper-wrapped salmon recipes also specified use of a sheet pan. If the fish liquid has room to spread out and evaporate rather than accumulate, could that be the secret?

I decided not to find out.

I mean really, Eaters. How hard is it to drain fish? I like draining fish. If I set up some gravlax in the AM or PM, by that PM or AM I am itching to take a look at it, and pour off any excess fluids before I either go to bed or start the day. In fact, in my fridge at this very moment and sharing a common drainage in the same large baking dish, is a mixture of two pounds of classic pastrami-cured salmon and an extra experimental pound cured with soy, mirin, garlic and ginger. I drained it of about a quarter inch of Jewish-Japanese fish juice this morning, after its first twelve hours under a foil-wrapped brick. A finger dipped in the brine tasted wonderfully of licorice (from the fennel in the pastrami cure and a dab of aquavit) and ginger.

I wondered: might one make a savory gingerbread with caraway seeds? A rice bowl with soy-cured salmon, wild rice and fennel?

Why would I not want to drain my fish? Not only does it keep things clean and salted the way I expect, it’s a perfect time to dream about the culinary future. Kind of the reverse of the reverie I experience when I take out the garbage, which I call Remembrance of Things Passed.

If this sounds a bit out there, Eaters, perhaps you can profit by my harmless eccentricity. What follows are some general kitchen science observations recorded in the pursuit of dry-cured salmon. But even before we get into anything remotely recipe-like, here is Poppa Larry’s cold fish water extraction rubric:

How Wet is Your Fish? (2024)

FAQs

Does a fish know it's wet quote? ›

There's a saying: “If you're a fish, you don't know you're wet.” Although there is an ambiguity of who initially said this quote the phrase still holds meaning in many ways. I have a new grandson. Ace was born right before the virus took off. He sleeps, eats, secretes.

Is a fish wet? ›

Yes, a fish (when in water) is wet. They have a protective slime layer all over themselves that protects them from getting waterlogged, so they never appear prune-like or shriveled. But the water is on the outside of that slime layer, so yes, they are wet.

Is 12 hours enough to cure salmon? ›

Some recipes use as much as 750g/1.5lb salt + sugar to 1 kg / 2 lb of salmon. Some recipes use as little as 175g/6oz of salt + sugar. Then curing times range from 12 hours to 3 days.

How to tell if gravlax is done? ›

The gravlax is done when the flesh is opaque, about 3-4 days. When ready to serve, remove the dill from the salmon and wipe clean and dry with paper towels. With a sharp knife held at a very flat angle, start slicing a few inches in from the end of the fillet with a back-and-forth sawing motion to remove a thin slice.

What did Einstein say about fish? ›

The quotation-based memes often touch on education and intelligence, and among the most ubiquitous is the following remark attributed to Albert Einstein: “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

What does wet as a fish mean? ›

When the boy came up from the pond, he was as wet as a fish. The man lying on the street was as wet as a fish. As wet as a fish means that someone is completely drenched due to water.

Do fish realize they are in water? ›

No fish don't know they're in water just like many animals don't know they're in land. There have been many cases fishes crossing land water barrier and entering land and dying. Also huge fishes such as whales have been found alive in beaches and many times have to be rescued with help from humans.

Can a fish survive in milk? ›

The differences in acidity and dissolved oxygen, not to mention all of the fat, proteins, carbohydrates, and other minerals in the milk that might clog the creature's gills, would quickly spell trouble. The animal would likely die within minutes, if not sooner.

Is water wet yes or no? ›

Water isn't wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'.

Can you eat raw salmon without curing it? ›

Raw Salmon Risks You Should Know

If you plan to eat raw salmon, it's best to eat fish that has been frozen or flash-frozen. The freezing process can kill parasites that may be present in the fish, so this minimizes your risk.

Is it safe to eat cured salmon? ›

Cured salmon is a delicious and healthy food that can be enjoyed in a variety of ways.

Can I eat raw salmon? ›

Yes, salmon is a food that you can eat raw. However, it's not safe for everyone, and there are some risks to consider first. Raw salmon may contain bacteria, parasites and other types of pathogens or germs. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has listed salmon as a known source of parasites.

Can you cure salmon too long? ›

Once or twice in my cured fish career, I have left salmon sitting too long in the juices that flow out after it's salted. If you wait much longer than about 12 hours before draining, the juices start to reabsorb, and the result is pretty puckery, especially below the waterline.

Is cured salmon still raw? ›

This is done to facilitate the removal of moisture from the fish, which is crucial to the curing aspect, and this can take up to 20 hours or more. For this reason, the salmon is not technically cooked, although it is cured in a way that makes it ready-to-eat.

Can I eat gravlax raw? ›

The straight answer. Yes. Raw salmon is a popular ingredient in many dishes all over the world — sushi, for example, is notable for its raw salmon offerings like sashimi. If you're ever in the Nordic regions of the world, you can enjoy a hearty raw salmon, salt, sugar, and dill appetizer called gravlax.

Are fish aware that they're in water? ›

Fish don't know they're in water.

What is the saying about fish and water? ›

"Fish Don't Know They're in Water"

What is the wet fish analogy? ›

I might even have used the expression 'it was like being was slapped round the face with a wet fish! ', or 'I felt as if I'd been slapped round the face with a wet fish! ' meaning I was astounded, surprised, taken aback, but usually by something that wasn't particularly shocking or horrible.

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